Always someone worse off than you

I thought working where I do was pretty bad, but I wouldn't like to be working for Securitas right now. First a raid on a depot inTonbridge which netted the thieves £53million, although they seem to have recovered some of that. Then a plane carrying a batch of cash for Securitas was attacked and robbed by machine gun toting robbers in Sweden, who got away with a "substantial" amount of cash. Last night a Securitas van was robbed in Warrington, again a "large" sum of money was taken. Who would want to be a Securitas employee at the moment? There seems to be some sort of vendetta against their operations by international criminals! Interestingly enough, where we play football is right opposite a Securitas depot. Although there are 20ft high nets surrounding the football pitches some wayward shots (not mine obviously!) end up sailing into the yard. We have been surprise din the past how readily they open the depot gates, remotely controlled, to let a footballer in to retrieve the ball. We have yet to perfect our plan, but by the time we do there may be no money left with Securitas!