Language

constantly evolves, as new words and trends come into play. Here are some new definitions that came my way: TESTICULATING . Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING . Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER . A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS . The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY . The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. SITCOMs . Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a " home business " . SINBAD . single working girls. Single Income, No Boyfriend and Desperate. STRESS PUPPY . A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE . The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE . The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the " adminisphere " are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded " administrivia " - needless paperwork and processes. 404 . Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message " 404 Not Found, " meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND . That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') GOING FOR A McSHIT . Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the toilet. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSHIT with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE . One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS . Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT . The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am. BEER COMPASS . The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!" . PICASSO BUM . A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks