A Man of Numbers

Proof that Accountants are dull

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I am

still alive, but merely functioning rather than living. The grey skies are still above, despite the sunshine visible out of my window. Ho hum better get on with things...

posted by Godzilla @ 7/11/2006 12:32:00 PM  

6 Comments:

  • At 7/11/2006 02:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sounds like you need some laughter. How about this joke?

    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

    The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

    "You're finished already?" he asked.

    "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

     

  • At 7/11/2006 05:47:00 PM, Blogger Stephanie said…

    I know exactly what you're saying!!

    Your questions are ready. I hope you're not offended.

     

  • At 7/11/2006 10:55:00 PM, Blogger Leigh said…

    I really think it must be the summer time blues! This has been such a long week and it's only Tuesday.

     

  • At 7/12/2006 04:21:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Leigh is right... the days are creeeeping by slower than a snail...

    sigh...

     

  • At 7/12/2006 04:25:00 AM, Blogger Ticharu said…

    ...and did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England...

    I don't what that has to do with anything but I thought it might make you feel better!

     

  • At 7/12/2006 12:50:00 PM, Blogger Godzilla said…

    You guys are great - just what I needed to lift my jaded spirits!

    G - I like it, made me smile

    Snav - offended? I'd better check these questions out!

    Hi Leigh - you may be right,maybe I need autumn or winter?

    Lily - sounds like we all need an injection of excitment

    Tich - leave my feet out of this! Oh I see, that song always reminds me of my desire to visit Stonehenge and experience some real ancient times

     

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