A Man of Numbers

Proof that Accountants are dull

Thursday, April 06, 2006

You do the Maths

busy day, with not much time to post, but: Relationship mathematics Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy Work Mathematics Smart boss + Smart worker = Profit Smart boss + Dumb worker = Production Dumb boss + Smart worker = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb worker = Liquidation Shopping Mathematics A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs. A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item she doesn’t need.

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