You do the Maths
busy day, with not much time to post, but:
Relationship mathematics
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
Work Mathematics
Smart boss + Smart worker = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb worker = Production
Dumb boss + Smart worker = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb worker = Liquidation
Shopping Mathematics
A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs.
A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item she doesn’t need.
2 Comments:
At 4/06/2006 02:45:00 PM, Anonymous said…
I love it when you do the numbers game Godzilla! All of this rings so true!
At 4/07/2006 01:24:00 PM, Godzilla said…
Gotta get those bargains ladies!
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